The Hoobie Joobies

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spongebobssquarepants
blixart

how to draw arms ? ? 

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

blixart

image

yes !!

empresspinto

but how much extend

petroleum-hare

^^^^^^^^^^

kvothe-kingkiller

image
image
gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

zomibom

image
image

finally. i can be accurate

sherlock-im-not-gay

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

image

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

image
image
image
image

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

fernacular

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

image

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

image

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

image

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

image

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

image
im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

thehttydblog

image
i-am-corbin-dallas

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

drrockbell

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

pinkmistle06

Reblogging for my art buddies!

just-laufeyson

This is super helpful for me now :D

missy-mistress
kalelraejepsen

i think one of the great failures of the 2010’s social justice movement was to emphasize allyship without bringing solidarity into it

like privilege and intersectionality are important concepts, and leftists who ignore axes of oppression that aren’t strictly class-based are fucking garbage at practicing solidarity too, but when you’re focused on being a Good Ally™️ to marginalized people who are Less Privileged Than You™️, what happens a lot of the time is the Good Allies™️ treat people from those groups like another species they couldn’t possibly understand

like i’m a white cis american from an upper middle class background, i totally have my privileges and i acknowledge them, but i’m also a disabled jewish lesbian who’s talked to plenty of people from that school of allyship speaking to me as a jew or a lesbian or a woman and i find it alienating as shit. i get that people are scared of getting things wrong and lord knows i get why, but i’ll take a person earnestly fucking up over someone apologizing for the mere act of trying to understand where i’m coming from because at least the person fucking up is speaking to me human to human. it’s a lot easier to set the record straight with someone who isn’t falling over themselves apologizing for the holocaust or whatever when you’re just trying to point out that demonizing all religion when you mean hegemonic christianity throws people like muslims and jews under the bus

the emphasis on privilege and allyship at the exclusion of solidarity has also led to some vicious discourse over things that quite frankly have zero material effect on marginalized people outside of online spaces. if a bisexual woman calls herself a dyke or butch or femme or hell even a lesbian (all of which have their own histories across the queer community but i’m simplifying things for the sake of argument) what material impact does that have on me? maybe it’ll confuse straight people, but focusing on our differences and how they translate to our oppressors is just respectability politics. it distracts from what we have in common, both as women who love women and as people who all deal with the intersection of misogyny and homophobia

when you combine solidarity with an intersectional understanding of oppression, it becomes a tool to help you be a better ally and a better advocate for your own rights. when the marginalized voices you’ve been told to listen to inevitably contradict one another, an open mind and a well-developed sense of solidarity makes it a hell of a lot easier to figure out where you stand and move forward. you’ll probably still fuck up, don’t get me wrong, but if you’re operating from the assumption that you and the people you’ve allied yourself with have more in common than you do that makes you different, you’ll be better equipped to work things out human being to human being and ultimately make a positive difference when it comes time to act

needsmoreexplosions
luminarai

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

homoqueerjewhobbit

I don't think this goes far enough. I think we should give the grandmas guns.